Thursday, August 21, 2014

Anonymous said: why do you hate on mushrooms? did toad kill ur father?

spicy-vagina-tacos:

twitter-official:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

Mushrooms are bland dirty and tasteless just like my anons

please use commas when you insult people thanks

Mu,shro„oms are blan„„,d dirty and, tas„,teless ju,st lik,e my an,o„ns, ,

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humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

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send me your instagram usernames, y’all
so I’ve been following everyone who replied & all of y’all look so cute what
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catvoinche

buzzfeed:

Cartoon characters’ first appearances versus most recent appearances.

lapfoxs:

ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON A SNAIL

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fagneyspears:

This is for Britney Jean

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This is for Will.I.Am

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This is for making her do the X-Factor

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This is for Femme Fatale

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This is for hiring Myah Marie

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This is for rejecting Britney’s ideas

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This is for canceling the blackout re-release

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This is for canceling the Blackout tour. 

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This is for Vegas

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This is for the POM wigs

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This is for hiring the cheapest make up team

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This is for getting her shitty promos

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This one is for being a money sucking leach

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