Anonymous said: why do you hate on mushrooms? did toad kill ur father?
Mushrooms are bland dirty and tasteless just like my anons
please use commas when you insult people thanks
Mu,shro„oms are blan„„,d dirty and, tas„,teless ju,st lik,e my an,o„ns, ,
a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about
so I’ve been following everyone who replied & all of y’all look so cute what(via offcenterwriting)
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